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Hey virtually non-existent audience,
This is my new blog. For the record, this is also a sad day in the history of America. Somehow, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary(the Redskins lost!), G dubya seems to have won the election. Good job, Ohio. And Florida. And other such states. Anyhoo, since it seems evident to me that this will be the death-knell of our glorious republic, it is time to form a new, stronger, and more streamlined nation. I give you....
THE UNITED COASTS OF AMERICA!
Okay, so the way this works is: the Pacific coast, the Northeast, and the Great Lakes states secede. Barack Obama is appointed interim president of our new nation, and the capital will be located in Illinois. I know, New York is cooler, but hey, it doesn't have Obama. Then, we unite with Canada as one super-nation. We suddenly have superior healthcare, better water, and more mooses than ever before! Plus, the "old" U.S. gets to keep the war. Bonus for us!
Welcome to the UCA. Enjoy your stay!
posted by kgd @ 4:45 PM
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2 Comments:
So, when does your country make its first declarations?
A press release maybe?
If this is gonna be a shadow government, we need to start appointing cabinet members.
And letting everyone know we seceded from the union...
Aight man, I'm in. But for a price. Weed has to be legal, and the drinking age has to be 18, gambling can stay at 21. oh yea, NONE of the mets are yankees are allowed, and hockey is re-instituted immediately. Plus, there's a holiday for The Who, Bob Dylan, and other great classic rock bands. Plus, music is essential.
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